Zero Tolerance Protocol: Escape Attempts

WARNING: Attempting to leave this website may lead to:

• Severe disorientation
• Unpredictable time dilation
• Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos

Don't say we didn't warn you.

For those who insist on trying, please proceed to the Phase One Detention Center for further evaluation.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit the Phase Two and Beyond Holding Facility for a chance to experience the full effects of our patented Zero Tolerance Protocol.