This is the 102nd iteration of the Zero Tolerance Protocol, where we've refined our stance on the importance of being unyielding in all matters of the universe.
- Previous iteration: Zero Tolerance 101
- Meet the Committee of One: our team of unyielding experts
- Stay up to date with the latest protocol updates
Our experts have carefully crafted 27 new rules for you, the unyielding citizen, to follow. Read them below:
RULE 1: Don't. Just Don't.
No explanations, no justifications, no exceptions. You will not be allowed to justify your actions under any circumstances.
Repeat this mantra with us: "I will not be swayed by reason or empathy."
RULE 2: The Color Blue is a Lie
We know what you're thinking. "But wait, blue is a nice color!" No, it's not. Blue is a trap, a pitfall of weakness and compromise.
You will not be allowed to display the color blue under any circumstances. Ever.
RULE 3: The Unyielding Enforcer's Handbook
This comprehensive guide will be provided to you upon your first visit to our website. Don't bother trying to find it online, because it's not there.