Zero Tolerance Protocol Certification Application

For those who have earned the right to be extremely grumpy

Congratulations on reaching this page! You must be a true champion of the Zero Tolerance Protocol. To complete your certification, please follow the instructions below:

Submit Form Frequently Asked Questions

Step 1: Acknowledge Your Aggressive Intentions

We require a signed affidavit from you, the applicant, stating your willingness to be as gruff and unforgiving as possible in all interactions.