Welcome, fellow miscreants! Are you tired of following the rules? Do you crave a sense of chaos and disorder in your life? Look no further than Prohibited Techniques, your one-stop shop for the most unorthodox methods to get you out of trouble.
Boredom and indecision got you down? Let us teach you the ancient art of doing nothing. Learn to perfect the technique of staring at a wall, eating Cheetos, and wondering where it all went wrong.
Advanced Procrastination Techniques for the truly dedicated.
Are you plagued by the curse of overanalysis? Do you find yourself lost in a sea of hypotheticals? Let us show you the way to paralysis by analysis. Our experts will guide you through the fine art of making a decision, then immediately second-guessing it.
Paralysis by Analysis: A Guide to Making No Decision
Are you tired of doing what's expected of you? Do you yearn to challenge the status quo? Let us show you the path to open rebellion, complete with raised middle fingers and shouted epithets.
Defiance and Drama: A Guide to Getting Attention without Actually Accomplishing Anything