You have requested access to the Mental Illness Permit, a highly sought-after permit that allows you to indulge in all sorts of crazy talk and wild behavior without consequence.

However, be warned: the Mental Health Board takes this very seriously. Any attempts to game the system will result in immediate revocation of your permit.

Learn about the prohibited techniques that will get you banned from the Mental Health Permit for life.

Need to appeal your ban?

Don't bother, you're not going to win. The Mental Health Board is not amused.