The Official Rebuttal: A Response to the Entanglement

We, the Entanglement Investigation Team, are here to set the record straight.

We've been accused of being a bunch of crazy cat ladies, but we assure you, our findings are scientific and unbiased.

Our research has shown that the entanglement is not just a weird, fuzzy feeling in your stomach, but an actual phenomenon that can be measured and studied.

So, don't let the haters bring you down. We're here to give you the facts. And if you can't handle the truth, then maybe you should unfollow us.

But seriously, if you're still experiencing entanglement, try our treatment options. They're guaranteed to make you un-entangled in no time.

Stay tuned for more updates from our press releases.