Escape Planner 3000

Transportation Cuisine Activities

Transportation

Escape Planner 3000 offers a variety of transportation options for your weekend escape.

• Magical Portal - Our most popular option. Instantly transported to a random, exotic location.
• Teleport - For those who prefer precision.
• Mystic Bikes - For the environmentally friendly escapee.

Don't forget to book your transportation in advance to avoid last-minute portal sickness!

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