Today we're going to learn how to make people uncomfortable. Yes, you read that right. It's a delicate art that requires finesse and a healthy dose of sociopathy.
First, let's define our terms. Uncomfortable, in this case, refers to the feeling of unease or distress caused by our words or actions.
We're not talking about being a jerk or a bully. We're talking about being a subtle, insidious, uncomfortable presence in people's lives.
Here's an exercise to get you started: Try making eye contact with someone who's eating a salad. Just stare at them for 5 seconds. See how that goes over.
For more advanced techniques, try asking someone about their favorite color. But not just any favorite color. Ask them about their favorite color in 1987. That's right, dig deep into the recesses of their memory and make them squirm.
For a real challenge, try combining eye contact with the color question. That's right, make them squirm in their seat while they try to recall their favorite color from 1987.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, folks. Remember, the key to making people uncomfortable is to start small and escalate gradually.