Welcome to the worst corner of the internet, where the punchlines are as stale as the memes.
1. Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call a bear with no eyes, no ears, but it has a great big nose? Bearly Able to answer that question, I suppose.
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