BREAKING: Scientists Discover Cure for Morning Person Syndrome (MPS)
After years of research, a team of scientists finally found the cure for Morning Person Syndrome, a condition characterized by excessive alertness and an affinity for coffee. The new treatment, dubbed 'Snooze-O-Matic,' has been shown to reduce the symptoms of MPS by 99% in clinical trials.
As part of the treatment, patients are required to watch a series of soothing videos featuring kittens playing the piano, followed by a gentle 10-minute nap.
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