Because the first one was so successful, we've decided to make more of the same. Except this time, it's even less exciting.
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Nothing Happens Never Happens: The Prequel, a thrilling tale of inaction and stagnation.
Underwhelming Sequel, where we try, but fail, and then just kind of exist.
Stay tuned for more of the same.
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Fan Fiction Section, where we pretend to care about the characters we made up.