ENVELOPE ECLIPSE DISASTER 5: THE FINAL RECKONING

THE ECLIPSE OF OUR TIMES!

It's the fifth time this year, and you know what that means: THE ENVELOPE IS COMING!

Prepare for the most epic of disasters, where envelopes of all shapes and sizes will descend upon us like a plague of paper.

A special alert from the National Envelope Agency (NEA) has been issued, warning of a catastrophic event that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

Will you be prepared? Can you survive the onslaught of envelopes? The world may never be the same again...

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