It's not just an eclipse, folks. It's a full-blown Envelope Eclipse. A cataclysmic event that's been unfolding since the dawn of time.
We're not just talking about some boring ol' sun disappearing behind a moon. No, no. This is a celestial spectacle that's got the whole planet in a tizzy.
The skies are filled with the faint glow of envelope-shaped clouds, like a cosmic postal worker's worst nightmare.
What is the Neo-Brutalist explanation for this phenomenon? Dive deeper into the Envelope Eclipse Disaster 5: