What is an Envelope Eclipse?
An Envelope Eclipse is a rare astronomical event where a giant, interdimensional mailroom envelops the Earth, blocking out most of the visible spectrum and causing a global increase in procrastination rates.
It is characterized by the appearance of a massive, glowing envelope in the sky, which is actually a portal to a parallel universe filled with paperwork and bureaucratic red tape.
As the Envelope Eclipse reaches its maximum intensity, the laws of physics are temporarily suspended, allowing for the possibility of spontaneous human combustion from excessive paperwork.
Why does it happen? What to expect?