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Envelope-Gate: The Conspiracy Unfolds
Envelope-Gate: The Conspiracy Unfolds
It started with a simple envelope, but soon turned into an existential crisis.
Theory 1: The Envelope is a Portal to Another Dimension
Some of our top scientists (okay, our top three) believe that the envelope is actually a wormhole to a parallel universe.
- Proponents of this theory point to the strange, unexplained occurrences of envelopes being found in the most unlikely of places, like the fridge or under the couch cushion.
- However, skeptics argue that this is just a case of Envelope-ception
The Envelope-Gate Investigation: A Timeline
Here's a brief summary of the events that have led us to this point:
Read the Envelope-Gate Manifesto