Envelope-Gate: King Down

The Scandalf Envelope Conspiracy Exposed

Here at Envelope-Gate, we've got the whole scandal in the bag. King Down, once a respected member of our community, has been caught with a cache of illicitly obtained Envelopes. It seems they thought they could get away with using our beloved paper-thin containers for their nefarious purposes.

But we're not just talking about any old Envelopes, we're talking about the ones that contain the most precious of items: the world-famous, highly sought-after, totally-not-made-of-staple-wood Envelope-iums. Yes, you heard that right, Envelope-iums.

It's a royal mess, folks, and King Down is facing serious consequences. We'll be providing updates on the situation as more information becomes available.

Read the Envelope-Gate Investigation Files King Down's Official Statement Community Reaction: Envelope-geddon