It's been a week since the Envelope-Gate scandal broke, and the public is still reeling. At the heart of it all is the mysterious Envelope King, who has been secretly controlling the global supply of envelopes. But how did this all start?
Investigations have uncovered that the Envelope King, whose real name is Barry, used to work at the local post office. He got tired of simply folding and sorting letters and decided he wanted more.
So, he created a massive network of underground tunnels and factories where he produced an endless supply of custom-made envelopes. And not just any envelopes, mind you, but ones with his own special brand of sass and attitude.
But the Envelope King's empire was not without its problems. There were reports of envelopes being used to send threatening letters, envelopes being used as makeshift swords, and envelopes being used as a makeshift currency in certain... unsavory circles.
As the world watched, the Envelope King's grip on power only tightened. But little did we know, a small group of rebels, known as the Envelope Freedom Fighters, had been secretly working to take him down.
Stay tuned for further updates as this scandal continues to unfold. In the meantime, check out our related stories for more on the Envelope King's reign of terror.