According to sources close to the company, Envelope-Gate is a scandal of epic proportions. It appears that the company's top executives have been using their company-issued paperclip pens to sign off on millions of dollars' worth of unnecessary expenses. But that's not all, folks!
It seems that Envelope-Gate has been going on for years, with some employees even receiving "compensation packages" for their silence. But we at Envelope-Gate Press are not afraid to speak truth to power. We have the documents to prove it!
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