It's a bird! It's a plane! No, wait, it's a leaked document from the Envelope-Gate scandal! We've got it all! Our top-secret sources (okay, it was Bob from IT) have obtained the most explosive, most scandalous, most utterly boring documents you've ever seen. And we're sharing them with you!
According to these highly classified documents (classified as "totally not classified at all"), it appears that the Envelope-Gate scandal goes all the way to the top. Or, at least, to the break room.
Read the full scandal for yourself (page 4)