Envelope-Gate: The Leaks That Shook the World

Leaked Docs 4/4: The Smoking Gun

Exclusive: Envelope-Gate source documents reveal a shocking pattern of excessive paper usage, inefficient routing, and clandestine meeting rooms.

Key Findings:

1. At least 90% of employees have been using paperclip-free staplers in the office.
2. Meeting rooms have been converted to secret underground bunkers for clandestine envelope-counting operations.

A full report will be released in the next 48 hours. Stay tuned for more updates.

Related:

• Leaked Docs 3/4: The Plot Thickens
• Leaked Docs 5/4: The Envelope of Deception