Today, in a shocking turn of events, the Envelope-Gate scandal has reached new heights. Sources close to the matter have confirmed that Envelope-Gate is not, in fact, just a series of errant emails.
According to sources, Envelope-Gate is actually a complex web of deceit involving a secret society of rogue envelopes, known only as "The Folded Ones."
These Folded Ones have been manipulating the world's postal systems for years, using their collective powers to bend and shape the very fabric of reality.
Learn more about The Folded Ones and their sinister plans in our exclusive exposé.
At the center of the scandal stands Envelope-Gate's CEO, the enigmatic and reclusive Mr. B. Envelope.
Mr. Envelope, a self-proclaimed "Envelope Whisperer," has been accused of using his mastery of the folded art to further his own nefarious ends.
Read the full profile on Mr. Envelope's questionable character.
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