Breaking news: Envelope-Gate has finally reached its peak. The controversy surrounding the use of folded and unfolded envelpes in modern communication has reached a boiling point.
According to sources close to the matter, the folded envelpe was first introduced as a cost-cutting measure to save paper. But insiders claim it was just a ruse to distract us from the real issue: the lack of a good ol' fashioned letter opener.
As the world struggles to make sense of the scandal, we've gathered some expert opinions:
January 1, 2022