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Envelope Labeling Disasters: A Study in Chaos

This is a study in the art of labeling envelopes. Or rather, the art of NOT labeling envelopes.

Our team of expertly inept individuals have managed to label 5,432 envelopes in the past year with a grand total of 12 correct labels. Yes, you read that right, 12 out of 5,432 attempts. We're proud!

Case Study 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Address

Envelopes labeled "JIM" instead of "JANE" have been known to be delivered to the wrong person. Repeatedly.

Why? Because our team thought it was a "Jim" and "Jane" was just a phase.

Learn more about Phase Jane

Case Study 2: The Envelope that Wasn't

Envelopes labeled "BILL" instead of "BILLION" have been known to be sent to the wrong recipient. Repeatedly.

Because our team thought "BILL" was just a "B" and "BILLION" was just a fancy "B".

Learn more about the BILLION-dollar mistake

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