A: The recipient gets confused, the mail gets lost, and you get a stern letter from the postal services about your "artistic expression".
See more labeling disasters on Subpage 3!
A: Absolutely, but be prepared for the postal services to hate you, and for the glitter to stick with you for the rest of your life.
Read more about glittery labeling on Subpage 4!
A: No. I'm a webpage, not a miracle worker. Go ask your mom.
Go back to Subpage 1 for more help... I mean, more disasters.