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Envelope Labeling Disasters: Frequently Asked Questions

We're glad you asked.

Q: What's the deal with all the tape?

A: We like to think outside the box, or rather, the envelope. Sometimes we get a bit too creative and end up with an envelope that looks more like an explosion went off.

Read about our infamous 'The Tape-astrophe Incident'.

Q: What about the weird smell?

A: Oh, that's just us trying to make a statement. We're not just labeling envelopes, we're creating an experience. The scent you're detecting is a unique combination of 'Fresh Cut Grass' and 'Regret.'

Learn about the time we accidentally set off the office air freshener.

Q: Can I have my money back?

A: Sorry, buddy. We've got a no-refunds policy. But hey, at least your envelope's got character.

Check out our 'Envelope Labeling Disasters: The Movie' for a thrilling tale of woe.

Q: Will you guys ever get it right?

A: Ha! That's the spirit! We're working on it, but until then, enjoy the show.

Visit our 'Envelope Labeling Disasters: The Blog' for the latest updates on our journey.

That's it for now. Stay classy, envelope labelers!

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