Encounter Report 1
On 12/01/2022, Envelope-Labeller-In-Residence, Jane D. Labeler, reported the following incident:
- The ink-stained abomination was seen to be in the process of labeling an envelope with an illegible, handwritten message.
- The abomination was observed to be using a font that defied all known standards of legibility.
- A team of highly trained experts was unable to decipher the meaning behind the scribbles.
Incident Classification: Level 5
Recommended Course of Action: Avoid all areas where ink-stained abominations are present.