Office Fire Safety: Envelope 421

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Incident Report

Envelope 421 was involved in a high-speed chase down the hallway, narrowly avoiding a stapler. No one was injured, but the carpet was singed.

Key Evidence

Recommendations

Due to the severity of the incident, we recommend that all employees wear flame retardant pants to work. Also, do not use the stapler in the supply closet.

Next Steps

We will be conducting a thorough investigation into the events surrounding Envelope 421. Stay tuned for further updates.

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