Welcome to the Office Fire Safety Guide 2023
Warning: The following guide is not intended for the faint of heart. Or the easily flammable.
As you enter this office, you are immediately at risk of being incinerated. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Here are some rules to follow:
- Don't be a pyromancer.
- Don't wear flammable clothing. Or a flammable hairdo.
- Don't leave your desk for a smoke bomb.
- Don't try to fight the fire with a firehose made of spaghetti.