Office Fire Safety: The Official Guide for the Clueless

Because Your Life Matters (Sort Of)

Warning: Fire is hot. Like, really, really hot. Don't touch anything that's on fire. Learn how to evacuate like a boss!

DO NOT PANIC!

Unless you're in an actual emergency, in which case, PANIC! like the wind, baby!

Or, you know, just pretend you're in an emergency and simulate it for fun.

Don't be a hero:

Unless you're wearing a fireproof suit and have a fire extinguisher certification.

Stay safe, office workers!

Escape routes and fire exits are a thing.

Don't be a distraction:

Unless you're a fire alarm enthusiast with a sonic fire alarm.

That's it. Go forth, office workers, and stay fire-safe!