Q: Can I use hairspray to stop ink splatters?
A: No. That's not a thing. Don't try that.
Q: Can I just use a lint roller to clean up the mess?
A: You can try. But it won't work. Don't do that either.
Q: Will I ever be able to enjoy a nice, ink-free writing experience?
A: Probably not. But hey, it's not like the end of the world or anything.
Q: Can I just use a squeegee to get the ink out?
A: You can try. But it's not like it's going to make a difference. Or a difference.