Envelope Labeling Disasters: A Galactic Guide

Are you tired of labeling envelopes like a boring, terrestrial robot? Do you yearn for the thrill of labeling envelopes in the vast, untamed expanse of space?

The Great Envelope Labeling Disaster of 3056

It started innocently enough. A lone astronaut, seeking to label a batch of intergalactic letters. But as he reached for the labeler, it malfunctioned. The labels flew off the table, sticking to his face, his arms, and the ceiling of the space station.