Envelopes: A Series of Labeling Disasters

Warning: the following stories are based on actual events that could have happened, but probably didn't. Or did they?

Case File #001: "The Great Envelope Labeling Debacle of '07"

It started innocently enough. A simple task: label a few dozen envelopes with a basic font and some decent spacing. But as the hours turned into days, our hero's (not-so-heroic) labeling skills began to unravel.

Case File #002: "The Envelope Conundrum of 2012"

A particularly pesky envelope refused to be labeled. The more it resisted, the more it seemed to enjoy the challenge.

Stay tuned for more labeling catastrophes, or, you know, don't. Your loss.