THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING MARKER MARKER 3
We've been investigating the disappearance of Marker 3 for weeks. It was last seen in the break room, but our top agents have been stonewalled by the coffee machine.
Some say it was a case of corporate sabotage, while others claim it was a victim of a particularly vicious stapler-throwing incident.
We're no closer to finding Marker 3, but we're not giving up hope. If you have any information, please contact us at The Missing Marker Hotline.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, or check out our latest theories.