Mystery of the Missing Markers

In the depths of the Envelope-Loving Disasters department, we've lost something very special: the markers. They were last seen in the hands of our beloved intern, Steve, who swore he was just "testing the boundaries" of his creativity. But we know the truth: Steve has been kidnapped by the notorious "Pen Is Mightier Than the Sword" gang, who have been using our markers to sign their nefarious documents.

The Disasters:

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  Marker #1: The One with the Missing Cap

  Last seen in the break room, surrounded by a trail of cryptic messages and a faint scent of despair.

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  Marker #2: The One with the Crayon

  Stolen from the supply closet, where it was seen being used to draw colorful mustaches on the CEO's favorite coffee mug.

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  Marker #3: The One with the Missing Eraser

  Last seen in the hands of our resident "artiste," who swore it was just "researching the nuances of destruction."

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