MANIFESTO

A Declaration of Intentions

As a seasoned Envelope Specialist, I, Envelope McEnveloperface, hereby declare my unwavering commitment to the art of envelope-labeling.

For too long, the world of correspondence has been plagued by the scourge of sloppy labeling. No more! I vow to bring order to the chaos, one envelope at a time.

From the mundane to the extraordinary, I shall label every envelope with precision, with passion, and with panache.

Join me in my crusade against the forces of disorder!

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Appendix C: The Envelope-Loving Constitution

Appendix D: Disasters in the Field