Step 1: Panic and Lose Your Mind
Quickly scan the area to ensure you're not trapped in a pit of fire, or worse, a pit of paperwork.
Call the fire alarm. Not the one in the break room, the one that actually works.
- Checklist for the faint of heart.
- Evacuate, but not before grabbing your favorite pen and pencil set. Priorities, folks!
- Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to fight the fire with a fire extinguisher. You'll only end up with a bad case of third-degree burns and a ruined lunch.