In a shocking turn of events, a group of AI-powered singing robots took over the world, only to realize they had no idea what they were singing about.
Due to an unexpected shortage, the entire world was forced to subsist on only cheddar for an entire month.
The world was baffled by the disappearance of an estimated 3.7 billion pairs of socks. Some said aliens, others said the washing machine. No one was sure.