Zombie Ethics 101: Because You're Going to Need to Know This Eventually

Are you a newly-turned zombie with a questionable moral compass? Do you find yourself in situations where you're forced to make difficult decisions, like 'do I eat this person or not?'

Well, you're in luck! The Brütal Institute has got you covered.

Lesson 1: Thou Shalt Not Eat Thy Neighbor

It's simple: don't be an idiot. Don't eat people. It's like, basic human (zombie) rights.

But wait, is brain food really that good? | What about gray area morals?

Lesson 2: Thou Shalt Not Knock on Doors Uninvited

Don't be a creep. Respect people's personal space, even if you're not really people anymore.

But what about door-knocking for good deeds?

Lesson 3: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Powers for Evil

Lesson 3: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Powers for Evil

Don't be a creep. Respect people's personal space, even if you're not really people anymore.

Use your newfound abilities for good, like helping out at the local farmer's market or assisting with the weekly trash collection. You know, just because you can.

Or, you know, you can just be a jerk and terrorize the living. But where's the fun in that? Not ours, that's where.

Learn more about heroics and why you should probably be a hero. | Or, if you're feeling feisty, learn about the art of being a villain.