Epistemology: Zombie Logic

In this branch of logic, the rules of reasoning are as follows:

• Premise: "I'm hungry, I must eat."
• Conclusion: "I must eat brains."
• Corollary: "I will eat all the brains I can find, no matter how many or what kind."

This leads to some... interesting conclusions, don't you think?

Brain Dead Conclusions Argument from Appearence Zombie Ontology