Procrastination Protocol
A comprehensive guide to avoiding productivity.
Phase 1: Distraction
Engage in mindless scrolling through social media, cat videos, or Reddit.
Distract-o-maticPhase 2: Creative Loops
Get lost in an endless loop of doodling, brainstorming, or rearranging furniture.
Creative LoopsPhase 3: Binge-Watching
Binge-watch an entire season of your favorite show or re-read your favorite book for the 5th time.
Binge-Watching Society