Assistant-3

Member of the Eternal Bureaucracy

Assistant-3: The Unsung Hero of Red Tape

• Learn about the fearless leader, Assistant-1
• Find out why Assistant-2 is always on a break
• Meet the newest member: Assistant-4, the robot

As Assistant-3, I have spent years perfecting the art of making meetings longer and more complicated. My motto is: "Bureaucratic red tape, one form at a time." My favorite pastime is reorganizing the supply closet.

Subcommittee on Red Tape

Chair: Assistant-1

Members: Assistant-2, Assistant-3, Assistant-4