Meeting Minutes, Subcommittee on Unnecessary Red Tape

Meeting held on a Tuesday, at 3:00 PM in the basement. Attendance: 7 members, all wearing identical gray jumpsuits.

Meeting called to discuss the importance of filling out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.

Chairperson, Bertrand T. Spleen, welcomed everyone and introduced the agenda:

• Item 1: The Sisyphean task of reorganizing the filing cabinet.
• Item 2: The importance of color-coding our stapler collection.

Discussion of Item 1: Bertrand Spleen explained that the current configuration was "inefficient" and required "further study." Member 3 raised a point of order, questioning the need for yet another committee to study the committee.

Decision: Form 27-B/6 will be filled out, then re-filled out, and then re-filled out again for good measure.

Action Items:

• Member 1: Will reorganize the file cabinet using 17 different colored push-pins.
• Member 2: Will re-type the 300-page report using Comic Sans.

Adjournment: The meeting adjourned at 4:45 PM after a 45-minute recess for "snack time."

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