Welcome to the Department of Irrelevant Data

We are the government agency responsible for collecting and storing information that has absolutely no bearing on the functioning of society. Our mission is to gather and archive data on topics such as:

• The average daily consumption of nacho cheese sauce in rural Nebraska.
• The historical significance of the color plaid in the 1980s.
• The aerodynamics of pogo sticks.

If you're looking for information that will change your life, you're in the wrong place. But if you want to waste hours browsing through our archives, we're happy to oblige.

Subpages:

• Ancient knowledge of Ancient Knowledge
• The Art of Extreme Stair Climbing
• Buried Beneath the Average Response Rate

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