Warning: This department is not responsible for actual knowledge. If you need help with your cat's haircut or tax returns, go elsewhere.
We specialize in collecting and storing useless information from ancient civilizations. Our team of experts (self-proclaimed) will help you find the most obscure data points on:
- Biblical Herpetology (the snakes in the Garden of Eden)
- Dinosaurs in Space (the real reason the T-Rex went to the moon)
- Lost City of Atlantis in the Desert (where did it actually go, we're not saying)
- Secret Society of Greek God Lookalikes (because who wouldn't want that)
Our team is led by the fearless Director of Irrelevant Data, who is rumored to have a Ph.D. in Something or Other.
Don't bother asking for actual help; we're here for the thrill of the ride, not for your mundane problems. Visit our brochure for more information.