At the cutting edge of sartorial innovation, we're proud to present our dress code etiquette, a comprehensive guide to dressing like a true style visionary.
No, your Crocs are not acceptable. Unless, of course, you're applying for a position at a pediatrician's office or a dentist's chair.
Don't be a square, be a circle. Or, at the very least, wear something that approximates a circle. We're looking at you, tie-vests.
A good haircut is like a good joke: it's all about the punchline. And, honestly, we're all a bit of a mess.
Accessories are like the exclamation points of fashion: they're fun, they're loud, and they're often completely unnecessary.