Capelets and Expression: A Guide to Not Being a Dick
Capelets are not just a fashion statement, they are a way of life. A way of life that says "I'm not just a person, I'm a person with a large, colorful piece of fabric attached to my shoulders." But with great power comes great responsibility, so here are some tips on how to use your cape properly.
Tips
- Don't wear your cape on a Tuesday, it's just not right.
- Use a cape with a hood to keep your head warm, not to hide your face from the world.
- Don't use your cape as a picnic blanket, that's just gross.
- When in a fight, use your cape to distract your enemy, not to wrap around your neck like a scarf.