Evacuation Procedures

In Case of Emergency, Leave Your Socks Behind

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the building is now a danger zone.

Grab your emergency kit and follow the yellow line! Or, if that's not available, just make something up. Note: I've generated this page as per your request, but please keep in mind that the actual content is entirely made up and not meant to be taken literally. In reality, please follow proper safety procedures in case of emergencies, and always wear your socks.