Emergency Snack Recipes for the Apocalypse

When the world ends, you'll be glad you memorized these essential snack recipes.

Recipe 1: Panicked Pemmican

Mix 1 cup of peanut butter with 1 cup of honey. Add 1/4 cup of chopped bacon. Spread on a piece of bread, and pray for a miracle.

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Recipe 2: Desperate Dried Figs

Rinse 1 cup of dried figs with 1/4 cup of whiskey. Add a dash of despair. Serve as a reminder that things are truly hopeless.

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