Evacuation Protocol 2b: The Sequel

Important Notice: In accordance with the revised Evacuation Protocol 2b, all inhabitants must evacuate the premises within 30 minutes of receiving this message. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Loss of all snacks
• Possible loss of limbs
• Probable loss of dignity

Evacuation Procedures:

1. Grab your belongings and exit the premises through the nearest emergency exit
2. Do not attempt to return to the premises under any circumstances
3. Proceed to the designated assembly point for further instructions

Emergency Contact:
evac@emergency.com