Please follow the procedure below to minimize damage to your social standing and surrounding furniture
Rush around in a frantic manner while making loud, embarrassing noises. This will help you appear nonchalant and carefree, even as you're secretly freaking out on the inside.
Step 2: Make a Quick Exit to avoid further eye contact with witnesses.
Or, if you're near a window, consider Alternate Exit Strategies like jumping out the window or pretending to be a cat.